Ariel Millennium Thornton (arielmt), page 2

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Ariel Millennium Thornton
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Magdalena, NM USA
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ArielMT most places, but mof18202 on Twitter because there are at least three ArielMTs in the world. Occupation: A small shell script.
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  1. It must be the 21st Century. A TV set takes longer to boot up after a power bump than a desktop computer.

    about 11 days ago from mail in context
  2. Sobering realization: In the last month, more civilians have been killed by Israel than by Ebola.

    about 14 days ago from mail
  3. Math problem: If Windows 8.1 was shipped in punch card media, how many forests would be cleared to make how many crates per copy?

    about 14 days ago from mail
  4. # # subject of the day: "Scanned from a Xerox Malfunction Device"

    about 14 days ago from mail
  5. Saw a tweet about Papayal, Peru. Misread it as Paypal, Peru. Happy Monday, folks.

    about 16 days ago from mail in context
  6. My gender identity is mail. I was born a small parcel box, but I present as a flat-rate Priority envelope.

    about 17 days ago from mail
  7. The error message windows are always modal dialogs with only an OK button. "MY PROGRAMS NEED TO STOP EVERYTHING AND TELL MOMMY!"

    about 17 days ago from mail
  8. I can't leave any other Windows programs to do anything overnight, because I'll find it paused on the most trivial of errors.

    about 17 days ago from mail
  9. I have seen only 2 Windows programs that don't need handholding at every step of long-running tasks. One is Cygwin, the Unix deal.

    about 17 days ago from mail
  10. 100 years ago today, Germany declared war on Russia, begged Belgium for army passage, and was occupying Luxembourg.

    about 18 days ago from mail
  11. RT @mrmarksteel: Here's my column, on these cheeky scamps at the Israeli Defence Force http://t.co/G90gDReYfJ

    about 19 days ago from mail
  12. I only just now learned the programming logic Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde, and Sue use when targeting Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man.

    about 19 days ago from mail
  13. I was only joking about mistaking homophobes for homophones. #? http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=13692

    about 20 days ago from mail in context
  14. A cheetah cat wearing a police hat while being out-manouvered by a blinged-out gazelle shouting "f the police": Comedy gold.

    about 20 days ago from mail
  15. A cheetah kitten wearing a police hat: Cute & adorable. ~~ A cheetah cat wearing a police hat: Probably frightening & not cute.

    about 20 days ago from mail
  16. Morning thoughts: The differences between privacy and secrecy, and why doing nothing wrong still leaves plenty needing to hide.

    about 20 days ago from mail
  17. All with absurdly not-unlimited data limits, of course.

    about 21 days ago from mail
  18. I'm waiting for a competing ISP to offer Unlimited Internet Access, Unlimited Internet Premium, and Unlimited Internet Ultimate.

    about 21 days ago from mail
  19. Wow, this time my Extravert snowcrashed between connecting to send an MMS and spontaneously rebooting.

    about 22 days ago from mail
  20. Also, when will companies learn that JavaScript-powered Web forms is not email correspondence?

    about 22 days ago from mail
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